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Thursday, July 28, 2011

My New Book Is Out! I Am A Very Productive Entrepreneur from Mud Luscious Press




My second book, I Am A Very Productive Entrepreneur, is available now from Mud Luscious Press.

You can, if you want, order it here: http://mudlusciouspress.com/books/svalina/i-am-a-very-productive-entrepreneur/.


The book is a series of absurdist business plans. And it's a novel(la).


You can read excerpts from the book here, & here.





Here's what some people said about the book:


In this joyful critique of a Randian, post-industrial society, Mathias Svalina comments on both the compulsive desire to make the inconsumable & the often intangible recalcitrance of our attempts to create something useful in a world increasingly characterized by a manufactured sense of lack, anomie & disaffection, where we are daily beset by ‘a kind of numbness, a shadow of desire or fear offset against a blank world.’ Svalina refuses this numbness & offers something else, something completely stunning, in its place.
Gabriel Gudding



This is a subversive & necessary book: the quixotic entrepreneurial spirit of individualist American capitalism is revealed as an inherently poetic construct, one that rests on theater, liminality, imaginative drive, contradiction, & failure. I AM A VERY PRODUCTIVE ENTREPRENEUR is poignant & brilliant; it’s worth the investment.
Christian Hawkey








If you buy this book & you don't like it I will give you one gram of my blood.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Bitchin Bajas






Thanks to Nate for turning me on to these guys.

Thursday, July 07, 2011

Me On Reading

http://laughingyeti.blogspot.com/2011/07/mathias-svalina-on-reading.html

Thanks to Shome Dasgupta for asking me to contribute to this interesting blog.

Monday, July 04, 2011

"The Pregnant Couple" on Matchbook

My story "The Pregnant Couple" is now up on Matchbook: http://www.matchbooklitmag.com.

Maybe you want to read it. I already read it, so I'm not going to.

Blackbird: A reading by me & Allison Titus

If you like such things, you can listen to a reading that Allison & I gave at VCU in Dec of last year on Blackbird. Here's the link: http://www.blackbird.vcu.edu/v10n1/features/svalina_titus/reading_page.shtml.

Her reading is killer, of course. Mine is half from Destruction Myth & half from Hosanna Mansions, a mostly unpublished manuscript of poems that are about my dad & me during his struggle with the cancer that ended his life.