Zola Jesus: "I Can't Stand"

Some Stuff I've Been

Julia Cohen's & my new collaborative chapbook, Sugar Means Yes, is available from Greying Ghost Press

There's a review of Destruction Myth in 360 Main Street.

The mysterious Loads of Learned Lumber blog also talks about the D-Myth.

Simone Muench's class at Northwestern did an email interview with me & it is posted on Shark Forum.

Poems of mine are available in a bilingual Spanish anthology, La Familia Americana, along with such ninjas Joshua Beckman, Jen Bervin, Ted Mathys, Christian Hawkey, Matt Hart, Elizabeth Zuba, Donna Stonecipher, Anna Moschovakis, & Fred Schmalz.

Lil B

"I got my cat / And I love my cat"



from an interview:

Complex: Is your unconscious mindset fascinated by homosexuality? You talk about lesbians a lot. You call girls faggots. You call yourself a pretty bitch. Is there interest in that lifestyle?

Lil B: It’s a touchy subject. I respect the hell out of gays and the gay community. I’m not a gay man. I don’t agree with sex with another man or fucking another man or giving blow jobs to another guy. That’s not my thing. I’d rather fuck a girl, fuck her in her ass, fuck her in the mouth or something. Sorry for cussing.

Complex: It’s fine.

Lil B: It’s a very touchy subject. People get scared when they hear the gay word, but when you truly know yourself, you gonna be good. Say for instance you’re watching a porno, right. And, you’re jacking off and shit, and some gay shit pops up. And you’re like, “Oh, shit!” Either you’re gonna look at that shit, or you’re not gonna look at it and you’re not gonna give a fuck about it. Like, some gay shit can pop up on me, and I don’t give a fuck about it. I’m like, “Oh, that’s that gay shit. Get that shit off. Back to the bitches.” But some muthafuckers are in denial. Some dudes are really in denial. They’re like, “What’s that? Ohhhh!” And they hate themselves for that. They’re like, “What’s wrong with me?” You feel me? And these are motherfuckers that’s around us. That’s not saying shit. So, it’s like, I’m a faggot because I’m so not a faggot. I can say I’m a faggot. I can say I’m the gayest bitch on Earth. And I’m so not gay, it’s obvious. I know from my deepest core that I’m very far from gay. So I can say I’m the bitch queen that fucks cows. I’m not.

Complex.com

Schomburg & Denrow in Denver: House Party Reading This Friday, June 18th

A house reading & party featuring:

Jennifer Denrow & Zachary Schomburg

Friday, June 18th @ 8pm @ the NE corner of Marion & 10th Ave in Capitol Hill
(email for directions: mathias.svalina@gmail.com)

Bring drinks & snacks to share & food items to grill.

About the readers:

Jennifer Denrow is the author of the book California, forthcoming next year from Four Way Books, & two forthcoming chapbooks, A Knee for a Life & From California, On. She is currently pursuing a PhD at University of Denver, where she works on The Denver Quarterly.

Zachary Schomburg is the author of Scary, No Scary, The Man Suit and several chapbooks including, most recently, three chapbooks co-written with Emily Kendal Frey. A DVD of his poem-films, Little Blind Thing, is now available from Poor Claudia. With Mathias Svalina, he co-edits Octopus Magazine and Octopus Books. He lives in Portland, OR.

workshop wrapup

I had a great time with the CSU Writing project workshop in Fort Collins. Great writers & really lovely people. I did a mini-lecture on mutilating non-literary forms, which I kind of wish I'd written out in full ahead of time so that I could post it here, but instead I can post my sparse notes & let you fill in the blanks:

Form & the Epistemology of Containment
cliche: leave out / include
rules -- sense -- exploration
The construction of a literary text is a construction of the Deleuzian new

Sonnet
rules of the sonnet
traditions of the sonnet: formal & cultural
implicit misogyny as the tradition
what is the average sonnet
Berryman's continuation & turn
Volkman's mutilation of the form through obedience to the form

King Sooper's Automated Teller receipts –
in medias res story –
the construction of the form frames the moment
the details that arrive via the form

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18th Century Novel Chapter summaries
How To Guides

formal poetry is poetry of forward motion, not individual inspiration

Got it? Good.

Here are the texts we discussed in the workshop:

Petrarch
Sonnet 90

She used to let her golden hair fly free.
For the wind to toy and tangle and molest;
Her eyes were brighter than the radiant west.
(Seldom they shine so now.) I used to see

Pity look out of those deep eyes on me.
("It was false pity," you would now protest.)
I had love's tinder heaped within my breast;
What wonder that the flame burnt furiously?

She did not walk in any mortal way,
But with angelic progress; when she spoke,
Unearthly voices sang in unison.

She seemed divine among the dreary folk
Of earth. You say she is not so today?
Well, though the bow's unbent, the wound bleeds on.

translated by Morris Bishop for Norton.


John Berryman
Sonnet 23

They may, because I would not cloy your ear—
If ever these songs by other ears are heard—
With 'love'; suppose I loved you not, but blurred
Lust with strange images, warm, not quite sincere,
To switch a bedroom black. O mutineer
Wíth me against these empty captains! gird
Your scorn again above all at this word
Pompous and vague on the stump of his career.

Also I fox 'heart', striking a modern breast
Hollow as a drum, and 'beauty' I taboo;
I want a verse fresh as a bubble breaks,
As little false... Blood of my sweet unrest
Runs all the same—I am in love with you—
Trapped in my rib-cage something throes and aches!



Karen Volkman
Sonnet

Blank bride of the hour, occluded thought
wed to waning like a sifting scent
of future flowers, retrograde intent
backwards blooming as a nascent naught
staining minutes, rumorous, uncaught.
You callow hollow of the efferent,
the apsis-axis of my implement,
ague body, unboundaried, portionless plot
no chart remarks. My paltry pretty, go
blanch your blossoms (the radix of a rot)
in some white wind some nightness stanches, stale
negative lumen of a spectral no.
What center cinches your orbit’s knot,
the far aphelion of a darkest veil?



Netflix Member Reviews of Blood of Beasts

Ok, I liked the movie. It was neat seeing a Norse verion of Beauty and the Beast. Yeah it was cheesy, most of the weapons did look fake, extremely so, and if you're expecting realistic Norse, well don't think you'll get that either. But most of the story was good. However I can't give it higher than three cause the ending, like everyone else said, sucks. But then again, when you read the original fairy tales, the ends did usually suck (read the original Little Mermaid to see my point). But still, it's modern times and we all like our happy endings when we're expecting them. Bad guy gets vanquished, good guy gets the girl, peace and harmony and happy ever after. There is a reason it ended like it did, and I understand that, but still, I would have rather turned the movie off and felt happy instead of depressed.


Okay, Beauty and the Beast is my all time favorite story, next to Peter Pan. And this version of the classic fairytale, put with Norse mythology, didn't cut it for me. The acting wasn't amazing and the beast was basically a man in a bear skin (the costume could have been made much better with the aid of some visual graphics) Sven's hair, what was up with that? He had some really bad extensions going on that were hard to overlook. Also, the camera kept moving back and forth across the scenery, which made me feel kind of nauseous. Also, there was a little more gore than I cared to see (lots of blood and corpses) ***Spoiler*** I have one more complaint about this movie. The ending sucked. While the beast did become a man again, like in the classic story, Sven and Freya die! This kind of ruin the movie for me, seeing as Beauty and the Beast are supposed to end up together! It doesn't work if Beauty dies trying to save Beast.


My husband and I rented this film, watched it, and it was awful. just terrible. We don't know why we put it in the player a second time. We can't explain why we watched the movie 4 times in that first 4 days of renting it. I can't explain why we can't seem to get enough of this horrible movie. I now own the film, and have given copies as gifts to my medievalist larper and gamer friends. We love this awful film.


Good movie, though a little bit of a letdown from BOUDICCA,BEOWULF & GRENDEL,and BRAVEHEART. A little more realism, especially with the props and makeup,would've made this vid a winner in its genre. I liked the plot. The monster, Agnar, struggles futilely to save this vid from lowering into just another S&S cuteypie flick, where the skinny women get all the perks(for once, I'd like to see the big-boned celtic/viking queens of lore who did more than just flash their makeup). This vid mimics the "soft T&A" Teevee Series, Charmed, and the wannabe acting is about the same. The arrow scene on the cover is an obvious steal from Bruckheimer's KING ARTHUR,where Guinevere (Keira Knightley)had a better handle on the archery work. The tiny little heroine in BLOOD BEAST (Jane March) could barely handle the bow prop much less shoot it, so the standard blonde stepped up to do the archery-work. Even with the usual bloopers,and idea thefts from better vids of this genre, this was a good entertaining flick. That's my spin.
Eighteenth Century Chapter Summaries



from Alexis de Toqueville’s Democracy in America

Chapter I: Exterior Form Of North America

North America divided into two vast regions, one inclining towards the Pole, the other towards the Equator--Valley of the Mississippi—Traces of the Revolutions of the Globe--Shore of the Atlantic Ocean where the English Colonies were founded--Difference in the appearance of North and of South America at the time of their Discovery--Forests of North America--Prairies--Wandering Tribes of Natives--Their outward appearance, manners, and language--Traces of an unknown people.


Chapter VII: Political Jurisdiction In The United States

Definition of political jurisdiction--What is understood by political jurisdiction in France, in England, and in the United States--In America the political judge can only pass sentence on public officers—He more frequently passes a sentence of removal from office than a penalty--Political jurisdiction as it exists in the United States is, notwithstanding its mildness, and perhaps in consequence of that mildness, a most powerful instrument in the hands of the majority.


Chapter XVII: Principal Causes Maintaining The Democratic Republic--Part III

Principal Causes Which Render Religion Powerful In America Care taken by the Americans to separate the Church from the State--The laws, public opinion, and even the exertions of the clergy concur to promote this end--Influence of religion upon the mind in the United States attributable to this cause--Reason of this--What is the natural state of men with regard to religion at the present time--What are the peculiar and incidental causes which prevent men, in certain countries, from arriving at this state.



How To Make Chain Mail

#1 Choose a weave that you like. This article describes one method of weaving the European 4-in-1 weave, a common and widely used weave. The weave gets its name from the fact that each non-edge ring has four other rings connected to it. See the external links section (sources and citations) for many more ideas on weaving methods and weaves.
#2 Choose your material. Decide whether you will make your own rings from wire or purchase rings. Rings are available in a variety of combinations of inside diameters (distance between the inside edges of the ring (abbreviated ID)) and gauges (wire thickness, or wire diameter (abbreviated WD)). The relationship between these two numbers, using the formula ID/WD, is the aspect ratio (abbreviated AR). Bigger rings will cover an area with fewer rings and less weight, but the texture will be coarser, regardless of AR. Rings with a larger AR will not be as strong as smaller AR rings of the same material, regardless of the material. Wire of a thicker gauge will be more durable, but also weigh more and be harder to work with.
#3 Choose a design you like. If you are just beginning, start with something fairly small and simple until you get the hang of it. A full chainmail shirt has thousands of rings in it and can weigh more than 30 pounds. Instead, try a bracelet, belt, key chain, or other smaller, simpler design.
#4 Wind the wire (if you are starting with wire) firmly around a metal rod. Steel rods can be purchased from hardware stores, and most home improvement stores. You could also use a Phillips screwdriver shaft or any other long, round metal objects you might have laying around. Wooden dowels and pencils are not recommended as the forces applied while coiling your wire will compress the wood and give you rings of unequal dimensions. You may need to control one or both ends with pliers. Aim for even, consistent loops and try to avoid putting tight kinks in the wire. If the wire came in a coil or spool, wind with the curvature that the wire already has. Also try to keep the "spring" as tight together as possible. The more spaced the rings are, the longer the rings actually become.
#5 Cut the rings (if you started with wire). It's especially important to wear eye protection for this step, as the rings can go flying. Aim for full, 360º rings, evenly cut. Cutting on a slight diagonal will help to achieve a tight closure with no gap. If you want a flatter, cleaner cut, you can put the coil in a vice (preferably with the rod still inside) and cut it with a hacksaw. Doing this eliminates the sharp points in the ends of the ring that can get caught on clothes and skin.
#6 Close four rings, using pliers. Thread all four onto a fifth ring (shown here in red) and close the fifth ring.
#7 Arrange the five rings as shown, with two over and two under. This looks awkward right now because the rest of the pattern isn't around it to even things out.
#8 Close two more rings. Link both into another ring (also red), but do not close the red ring yet.
#9 Loop the red ring through both of the bottom two rings, as shown, from bottom to top. Arrange the two bottom-most rings so that they are in the pattern.
#10 Repeat steps 8 and 9 until you have a strip that is the length you want.
#11 Place two closed rings on a third ring (shown here in blue).
#12 Begin building the next row. Pass the blue ring through the top two gold rings from the first row. Be sure that it ends up oriented the same as the red ring adjacent to it.
#13 Place one closed ring on another ring (blue).
#14 Add it to the pattern, linking this blue ring through three other rings.
#15 Repeat steps 13 and 14 to build the rest of the row.
#16 Repeat steps 11 through 15 to add each new row until the piece is as large as you would like.
# 17 Now start making a second piece, repeating steps 11 through 15 to make the back.


How To Start a Conversation with Someone on the Train, Subway or Bus

#1 Understand the environment. Everyone is just trying to get from point A to point B, and they may get off the bus, train, or subway at the next stop. Thus you can't hesitate if you're going to talk to someone. Keep in mind that few people actually want to talk to strangers on their trip, but some will, especially if you seem nice and interesting. Be decisive, but don't be aggressive.
#2 Carry a prop. Bring some reading material that you can pretend to read. It will make you feel and appear more comfortable. Don't wear headphones unless you want to appear unapproachable. However you do not want to look like the guy in the picture. Every girl will probably run away and scream.
* If you know how to complete one, a Rubik's Cube is a great idea for a prop. At least on the first solve of it, someone will likely be watching you, which may be a good opportunity to say hello.
#3 Scope out the situation. OK, so someone has caught your eye. Before you try to initiate a conversation, make sure they're not with their significant other. If they're with anyone at all, proceed with caution, but remember, their companion may just be a friend or relative, or he or she may be a complete stranger who has the same idea that you do.
#4 Position yourself for success. If you see the person while at the bus stop or train station, wait until he or she gets on the bus or train before trying to converse. Follow them in discreetly and sit opposite them if possible. You'll have a good chance to make eye contact this way, and besides, you might appear somewhat invasive if you sit down next to them. If they're standing, stand near enough to them to be able to speak with them, but don't get too close for comfort.
#5 Try to make eye contact. Making brief eye contact can show the person that you're interested and help you gauge whether he or she is interested in you. Glance at the person (don't stare) and try to hold their gaze for just a second or two. Don't look away before she does! This shows confidence. Try to make eye contact again after about 30 seconds. If the person makes eye contact with you again, they probably find you attractive. Don't be too obvious, but make sure the person can see that you're looking at them. If they can't see you, you can't expect them to make eye contact.
#6 Smile when making eye contact the second time. A small, but genuine smile makes you appear interested, friendly, and approachable. If the other person smiles back, you're probably in luck.
#7 Use appropriate body language. Don't cross your arms or turn away from the person. Make yourself appear open and comfortable, and exhibit good (but not freakishly good) posture. Don't look at your watch or a clock constantly, as it will give the impression that you are in a hurry and the person might not talk to you, because they don't want to bother you.
#8 Read the person's body language. If he or she exhibits open body language toward you, that's a great sign. If the person turns away or buries his or her head in a book, that's not so good.
#9 Ask the person a question. A question is a great way to start a conversation, but not just any question will do. Ask an open-ended question that requires more than a "yes" or "no" answer. For example, ask, "How do you get to the Eiffel Tower?" instead of "Does this bus stop at the Eiffel Tower?" What you ask isn't really important, as long as it's not invasive, insulting or insane, e.g. the Eiffel Tower questions might seem dumb in New York.
#10 Keep conversing. Listen attentively to the person's response to your question and then just make small talk. If the person is interested in you, the conversation will probably flow fairly naturally (unless he or she is shy) and you may be able to get a phone number or email address. Then casually be the first to leave. This will establish a self confidence in both of your minds. If the person isn't interested, you'll probably be able to tell pretty quickly.

How To Treat Venomous Snakebites
#1 Get the victim away from the snake. Your first priority is to make sure that neither you nor the victim receive any additional snakebites.
#2 Remove clothing or constricting items. Bites from venomous snakes can cause rapid and severe swelling. Remove clothing or jewelry from the area.
#3 Minimize activity. Higher levels of activity will increase blood flow and increase the spread of poison through the body.
#4 Do not cut the bite site or use your mouth to suck out the poison. These are likely to be ineffective and can increase the likelihood of infection.
#5 Clean the bite site with soap and water. Cover the wound with a dressing. Do NOT clean the snakebite area if you will be taking the victim to a hospital, Hospital staff will sample the area to identify the snake and apply the correct anti-venom.
#6 Wrap the bite site with a tight elastic bandage. You can use something like an Ace bandage for this, or can fashion one from a stretchy shirt or other article of clothing. The intent of this step is to slow capillary and venous blood flow (flow back to the heart), but permit arterial blood flow (away from the heart). Check for a pulse below the overwrap. It should be present.
#7 Splint the bitten limb to prevent motion. Keep a the splinted extremity below the level of the heart.
#8 Keep the victim calm and protected from the environment. Let the victim rest until you can get him medical attention. If the victim is conscious, make him drink fluids.

CSU Writing Project Presents JUST WRITE: A One-Day Writing Workshop in Fort Collins: June 12th

csu writing project presents
just write: a writing series
Please join us this year as we embark on a writing adventure. The CSU Writing Project is hosting amazing regional writers to lead participants through a series of writing workshops.

mathias svalina
saturday, june 12: 9:30-12:30
Mugs Coffee Lounge
261 South College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO

cost: $15 in advance, $20 at the door

The CSU Writing Project was established in November of 2002 and is a local affiliate of the National Writing Project (NWP).
Please RSVP to Jenny St. Romain at jstromai@psdschools.org.
Cost: $15 if you RSVP in advance, $20 at the door.

Payments may be made at the door or sent to CSUWP, c/o Director Cindy OʼDonnell-Allen,
Colorado State University, 359 Eddy Building, Fort Collins, CO, 80523-1773.
Please make checks payable to CSUWP.

mathias svalina is a co-editor of Octopus Magazine and the
small press Octopus Books. He is the author of numerous
chapbooks and has developed many collaborative poetry and
multimedia projects. He was received awards and fellowships
from The Indiana Review, the Associated Writing Program,
Breadloaf, among others. His first book, Destruction Myth, was
recently published by The CSU Poetry Center. His second, I
Am a Very Productive Entrepreneur is forthcoming from Mud
Luscious Press in 2012. He teaches writing and literature in
Denver.

I Like Denver

Today I went for a hike in the mountains with an awesome friend & my dog. I bought freshly made soymilk from an Asian market & then went to a reading featuring Bin Ramke & Dan Beachy Quick.

I feel pretty good about Denver, even though I was kind of sundazed & ineloquent upon meeting Dan. When he told me that he & his wife had a 13 day old baby I meant to ask "And your wife is healthy?" but instead asked "And your wife is pregnant?"

Here's a damn good Bin Ramke poem with a bit of language confusion for you:

Cajun, a Corruption of "Arcadian," or of a Mi'Kmawi'Simk Term for "Fullness"


I am often confused by the words "equal" and "between." To say one thing is another thing is like saying... one thing. And what separates them. There were several major storms in my past, and then there were two, separately named, which killed three-fourths of the trees of New Orleans. The trees of the Gulf Coast will continue decaying into the atmosphere, little particles of tree dancing into the air, carbon mainly, and even my mother's body will be little particles in the earth and then air and there will be rains thus into earth again. The French who made a life with the help of the Mi'kmaq were dispersed into the colonies. Ethnic cleansing. Clean air. Clean water. Clean land.

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Department Stores

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I'm sick.

I have the following symptoms: aching, low-level fever, headache, heavy limb feelings.

I'm going to walk to Alaska.

It will take me 20 days & 4 hours.

Here are the directions Google Maps gave me.

See you there.



Walking directions to Juneau, AK
2,432 mi – about 20 days 4 hours
Suggested routes
Bellingham - Ketchikan
2,432 mi 20 days 4 hours


1110 Clarkson St
Denver, CO 80218
1. Head north on Clarkson St toward E 12th Ave
0.9 mi
2. Slight left at Park Ave
272 ft
3. Turn right at Washington St
0.5 mi
4. Slight right at Welton St
0.4 mi
5. Turn left at Downing St
0.8 mi
6. Turn right at Walnut St
446 ft
7. Turn left at 38th St
0.5 mi
8. Continue onto Washington St
331 ft
9. Turn right to stay on Washington St
5.0 mi
10. Slight right to stay on Washington St
8.4 mi
11. Turn left to stay on Washington St
1.2 mi
12. Slight right to stay on Washington St
0.9 mi
13. Turn left at CO-7 W
0.3 mi
14. Turn right at Co Rd 9/I-25 Frontage Rd
5.8 mi
15. Slight left to stay on Co Rd 9/I-25 Frontage Rd
Continue to follow I-25 Frontage Rd

22.5 mi
16. Turn left at E Co Rd 20E
1.5 mi
17. Turn right at N Boyd Lake Ave/N Co Rd 9
3.0 mi
18. Turn left at Valley Oak Dr
315 ft
19. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto Clearwater Dr
2.0 mi
20. Turn left at E Co Rd 30
0.2 mi
21. Turn right at S Co Rd 11/Timberline Rd
Continue to follow Timberline Rd

5.2 mi
22. Turn left at Danfield Ct
0.1 mi
23. Turn right at Eastbrook Dr
0.2 mi
24. Turn left toward Power Trail
0.1 mi
25. Turn right at Power Trail
1.3 mi
26. Turn right at Riverside Ave
2.4 mi
27. Continue onto Jefferson St
0.4 mi
28. Turn right at N College Ave
0.2 mi
29. Turn left
328 ft
30. Turn left
0.3 mi
31. Turn right
177 ft
32. Turn left toward Poudre Trail
0.9 mi
33. Continue straight onto Poudre Trail
1.0 mi
34. Turn right at Co Rd 19/N Taft Hill Rd
26 ft
35. Turn left at Poudre Trail
2.5 mi
36. Turn left toward Co Rd 54G/U.S. 287 B
36 ft
37. Turn left at Co Rd 54G/U.S. 287 B
2.3 mi
38. Turn left at CO-14 W/US-287 N
Continue to follow US-287 N

1.5 mi
39. Turn right to stay on US-287 N
Entering Wyoming

53.6 mi
40. Turn left at E Palmer Dr
374 ft
41. Turn right at S 2nd St
0.6 mi
42. Turn left at E Garfield St
305 ft
43. Slight left toward S Pine St
0.2 mi
44. Sharp left at S Pine St
46 ft
45. Turn right at W Garfield St
0.4 mi
46. Turn left at Snowy Range Rd
1.1 mi
47. Turn right at WY-130 W/S Hayes St/Snowy Range Rd
Continue to follow WY-130 W

4.8 mi
48. Turn right at WY-12 W/Herrick Ln
6.4 mi
49. Turn right at Co Rd 54/Sprague Ln
4.3 mi
50. Slight right
5.3 mi
51. Turn left toward Cooper Cove Rd/Co Rd 57
12.9 mi
52. Turn right at Cooper Cove Rd/Co Rd 57
3.3 mi
53. Slight left to stay on Cooper Cove Rd/Co Rd 57
Continue to follow Co Rd 57

0.7 mi
54. Continue onto Old State Hwy 13
0.9 mi
55. Turn left at WY-13 W
8.3 mi
56. Turn right at Elk Mountain Arlington Rd
5.7 mi
57. Turn right to stay on Elk Mountain Arlington Rd
5.4 mi
58. Continue onto Arlington Rd/Elk Mountain Rd
0.1 mi
59. Continue onto Co Rd 402/Elk Mountain Arlington Rd
2.2 mi
60. Turn left at Co Rd 402/Elk Mt Medicine Bow
0.2 mi
61. Turn right toward WY-72 N/Co Rd 3
440 ft
62. Turn right at WY-72 N/Co Rd 3
Continue to follow WY-72 N

0.5 mi
63. Turn right at WY-72 N/Bridge St
Continue to follow WY-72 N

3.5 mi
64. Turn left at Rattlesnake Pass Rd
16.9 mi
65. Turn right at Stock Dr Way
0.5 mi
66. Turn left
1.1 mi
67. Slight right toward WY-130 W
3.8 mi
68. Turn right at WY-130 W
1.3 mi
69. Continue onto US-287 N/US-30 E
0.5 mi
70. Turn left
0.3 mi
71. Turn left toward Old Hwy
1.8 mi
72. Continue straight onto Old Hwy
4.5 mi
73. Turn right at Co Rd 347
9.8 mi
74. Turn right at WY-76 N
1.1 mi
75. Turn right at N 5th St
0.1 mi
76. Turn left to stay on N 5th St
344 ft
77. Continue onto N 6th St
0.2 mi
78. Turn left at Washington Ave
135 ft
79. Washington Ave turns slightly right and becomes Landfill Rd
5.8 mi
80. Turn left toward US-287 N/WY-789 N
1.9 mi
81. Turn right at US-287 N/WY-789 N
12.2 mi
82. Turn left at Co Rd 63/Oil Rd to Mines
Continue to follow Co Rd 63

28.3 mi
83. Slight right toward Co Rd 23/Wamsutter-Crooks Gap Rd
4.7 mi
84. Sharp left at Co Rd 23/Wamsutter-Crooks Gap Rd
0.2 mi
85. Turn right toward BLM Rd 3217
118 ft
86. Turn right at BLM Rd 3217
4.4 mi
87. Turn left at BLM Rd 3210
1.2 mi
88. Turn right at BLM Rd 3237
187 ft
89. Continue onto BLM Rd 3210
8.3 mi
90. Slight right toward BLM Rd 3214
6.7 mi
91. Continue straight onto BLM Rd 3214
3.0 mi
92. Turn right at BLM Rd 3219
11.1 mi
93. Slight left
1.4 mi
94. Slight right
1.3 mi
95. Turn right
5.0 mi
96. Turn right
2.4 mi
97. Turn left
6.9 mi
98. Turn left
72 ft
99. Turn left
1.1 mi
100. Slight right toward Emigrant Trail
1.1 mi
101. Slight left at Emigrant Trail
9.6 mi
102. Continue onto Lander Pinedale Stage Rd
0.5 mi
103. Turn right to stay on Lander Pinedale Stage Rd
13.2 mi
104. Slight right to stay on Lander Pinedale Stage Rd
3.5 mi
105. Continue onto Elkhorn Cutoff Rd
0.9 mi
106. Slight right at Lander Pinedale Stage Rd
0.3 mi
107. Continue onto Big Sandy Elkhorn Rd
12.2 mi
108. Slight left toward Emigrant Trail/Oregon Trail
1.7 mi
109. Slight right at Emigrant Trail/Oregon Trail
4.3 mi
110. Turn right at Big Sandy South Rd/Mayo Rd
1.3 mi
111. Turn left at E Fork Big Sandy Rd
1.3 mi
112. Turn left at Speedway Rd
0.9 mi
113. Continue onto Emigrant Trail/Oregon Trail
7.0 mi
114. Turn right at US-191 N
312 ft
115. Turn left at Emigrant Trail/Oregon Trail
4.5 mi
116. Turn right
1.2 mi
117. Turn left toward Boulder South Rd
3.6 mi
118. Turn left at Boulder South Rd
1.3 mi
119. Turn right toward Paradise Rd
0.7 mi
120. Turn right at Paradise Rd
0.4 mi
121. Turn left
0.8 mi
122. Turn right
4.4 mi
123. Turn left toward The Mesa Rd
0.8 mi
124. Turn right at The Mesa Rd
0.5 mi
125. Turn left at BLM Rd 5105
3.4 mi
126. Continue onto Luman Rd
5.6 mi
127. Turn right at Co Rd 23-147/Luman Rd
0.9 mi
128. Turn left at US-189 S
0.4 mi
129. Turn right
1.1 mi
130. Turn left
0.3 mi
131. Turn left toward Cottonwood Ryegrass Rd
0.5 mi
132. Turn right at Cottonwood Ryegrass Rd
9.5 mi
133. Turn right at Co Rd 117/Cottonwood Ryegrass Rd
0.1 mi
134. Slight left at N Cottonwood Creek
2.6 mi
135. Turn right toward Fs 50
8.3 mi
136. Continue straight onto Fs 50
1.2 mi
137. Turn left at N Cottonwood Rd
16.2 mi
138. Turn right at Greys River Rd
32.2 mi
139. Turn right at US-89 N
0.6 mi
140. Continue straight onto US-26 W
Entering Idaho

50.4 mi
141. Turn right at N 175 E
0.7 mi
142. Turn left at E Ririe Hwy
5.0 mi
143. Turn left at E 145 N/E 145th Rd N/Co Rd A4/N County Line Rd
Continue to follow E 145th Rd N/Co Rd A4/N County Line Rd

14.4 mi
144. Continue onto W 145 N
0.6 mi
145. Continue straight onto N 26th W/Old Butte Rd
0.8 mi
146. Turn right at W 129 N/Osgood Rd
1.0 mi
147. Slight left at N 35th W/Osgood Rd
1.0 mi
148. Turn right at W 113 N
11.9 mi
149. Slight left at 155th Rd W
0.2 mi
150. Slight left
1.9 mi
151. Turn right
1.9 mi
152. Turn left
0.6 mi
153. Turn right toward US-20 W/W Arco Hwy
1.2 mi
154. Turn right at US-20 W/W Arco Hwy
Continue to follow US-20 W

24.5 mi
155. Slight right toward E Portland Ave
0.2 mi
156. Continue straight onto E Portland Ave
4.9 mi
157. Turn right at W Portland Ave
1.7 mi
158. Continue onto US-20 W/US-26 W
15.3 mi
159. Turn left at 2930 W/3100 N
69 ft
160. Turn right at 3100 N
1.2 mi
161. Turn left at US-20 W/US-26 W/US-93 S
43.2 mi
162. Turn right at US-20 W/Queen Crown Rd
Continue to follow US-20 W

5.7 mi
163. Turn left toward 1st
226 ft
164. Turn right at 1st
1.1 mi
165. Slight right at Picabo Ln
2.2 mi
166. Continue onto Sharps Canyon Rd
269 ft
167. Slight left toward US-20 W
0.5 mi
168. Turn right toward US-20 W
79 ft
169. Turn left at US-20 W
42.5 mi
170. Turn right at Harrison Rd
6.6 mi
171. Continue onto Cow Creek Rd/Wild Horse Rd
6.8 mi
172. Turn left at High Prarie Rd
0.2 mi
173. Turn right at Castle Rock Rd
7.5 mi
174. Turn right at US-20 W/Sun Valley Hwy
15.0 mi
175. Turn right at Immigrant Rd/Tollgate Rd
6.1 mi
176. Slight right toward Foothill Rd
0.4 mi
177. Continue straight onto Foothill Rd
0.3 mi
178. Turn left
5.7 mi
179. Turn left toward Faulkner Rd
0.7 mi
180. Turn left toward Faulkner Rd
0.1 mi
181. Slight right at Faulkner Rd
0.7 mi
182. Turn left at Hunter Rd
0.3 mi
183. Turn right toward Ditto Creek Rd
322 ft
184. Turn left at Ditto Creek Rd
0.2 mi
185. Turn right to stay on Ditto Creek Rd
157 ft
186. Turn right at Old Oregon Trail Hwy
0.3 mi
187. Turn left at Heisel Dr
0.5 mi
188. Continue onto Simco Cutoff Rd
5.5 mi
189. Slight left toward Simco Rd
0.5 mi
190. Turn right at Simco Rd
148 ft
191. Turn left toward E Monroe Rd
1.1 mi
192. Continue straight onto E Monroe Rd
3.1 mi
193. Turn left at S Orchard Access Rd
4.0 mi
194. Continue straight onto W Range Rd
390 ft
195. Turn right
6.4 mi
196. Turn right toward Pleasant Valley Rd
3.7 mi
197. Turn right toward Pleasant Valley Rd
0.3 mi
198. Slight right at Pleasant Valley Rd
3.4 mi
199. Turn left toward Barker Rd
2.6 mi
200. Continue straight onto Barker Rd
2.7 mi
201. Turn right at S Cloverdale Rd
0.6 mi
202. Turn left at E Kuna Mora Rd
1.0 mi
203. Continue onto S Eagle Rd
1.0 mi
204. Turn left at E King Rd
1.5 mi
205. Turn left at Stroebel Rd
217 ft
206. Turn right at E King Rd
1.0 mi
207. Turn right at S Luker Rd
0.7 mi
208. S Luker Rd turns left and becomes Stagecoach Way
0.5 mi
209. Turn right at Swan Falls Rd
0.1 mi
210. Turn left at Shortline St
0.4 mi
211. Continue straight onto W Avalon St
0.6 mi
212. Continue onto W Kuna Rd
1.0 mi
213. Turn right at N Black Cat Rd
1.7 mi
214. Continue onto N Greenhurst Rd
3.9 mi
215. Turn right at S Happy Valley Rd
0.2 mi
216. Turn left at E Railroad St
2.5 mi
217. Continue onto 1st St N
1.0 mi
218. Continue onto 1st St N Exd
0.7 mi
219. Turn left at W Railroad St
1.3 mi
220. Turn right at N Midland Blvd
0.1 mi
221. Turn left at W Karcher Rd
0.4 mi
222. Turn left toward Caldwell Blvd
157 ft
223. Sharp right at Caldwell Blvd
0.5 mi
224. Continue onto Nampa-Caldwell Blvd
1.0 mi
225. Continue onto I-84 BUS E/Cleveland Blvd
3.0 mi
226. Slight right at Cleveland Blvd
0.1 mi
227. Continue onto Blaine St
1.9 mi
228. Continue onto Centennial Way
0.4 mi
229. Turn left at W Chicago St
0.3 mi
230. Turn left toward Pond Ln
0.9 mi
231. Turn right at Pond Ln
0.7 mi
232. Turn left at US-20 W/US-26 W
11.6 mi
233. Slight right to stay on US-20 W/US-26 W
1.4 mi
234. Turn left at E Main St
1.4 mi
235. Continue onto Apple Valley Rd
1.3 mi
236. Turn left at Klahr Rd
282 ft
237. Slight right at Apple Valley Rd
4.6 mi
238. Turn left at US-20 W/US-26 W
Entering Oregon

1.4 mi
239. Turn left at OR-201 S/Adrian Blvd (signs for Lake Owyhee)
0.6 mi
240. Turn left at Stringer Rd
0.5 mi
241. Slight left toward OR-201 S/Succor Creek Hwy
1.0 mi
242. Turn left at OR-201 S/Succor Creek Hwy
0.6 mi
243. Continue onto Enterprise Ave
4.0 mi
244. Turn right at Lytle Blvd
11.3 mi
245. Continue onto Glenn St S
0.3 mi
246. Continue onto US-26 W/12th St/John Day Hwy
Continue to follow US-26 W/John Day Hwy

24.4 mi
247. Turn right at Malheur Reservoir Rd
1.4 mi
248. Malheur Reservoir Rd turns slightly right and becomes Willow Creek Rd
7.3 mi
249. Slight left to stay on Willow Creek Rd
5.7 mi
250. Continue onto Malheur City Rd
2.4 mi
251. Continue onto Mormon Basin Rd
1.0 mi
252. Turn left to stay on Mormon Basin Rd
2.2 mi
253. Turn left to stay on Mormon Basin Rd
1.5 mi
254. Continue onto Malheur Reservoir Rd
0.3 mi
255. Turn right to stay on Malheur Reservoir Rd
2.8 mi
256. Slight right at Pioneer Ln
0.5 mi
257. Slight left at Bridgeport Ln
0.6 mi
258. Turn left to stay on Bridgeport Ln
3.4 mi
259. Turn right at NFD Rd 1118 Rd
1.7 mi
260. Continue onto NFD Road 020 Rd
2.6 mi
261. Continue onto NFD Rd 1118 Rd
1.9 mi
262. Turn right at OR-245 N
8.2 mi
263. Turn right at OR-7 N/Sumpter Stage Hwy
Continue to follow OR-7 N

8.8 mi
264. Turn left at 3rd St
0.5 mi
265. Turn left at Washington Ave
0.4 mi
266. Continue onto 10th St
1.3 mi
267. Continue onto US-30 W/La Grande-Baker Hwy
Continue to follow US-30 W

17.6 mi
268. Turn right at 2nd St/La Grande-Baker Hwy
Continue to follow La Grande-Baker Hwy

18.1 mi
269. Turn right at Godley Rd
4.8 mi
270. Turn left at Gekeler Ln
0.8 mi
271. Continue onto Red Pepper Rd
1.5 mi
272. Turn left at OR-237 N/Cove Hwy
0.3 mi
273. Turn right at Carter Rd/Carter Ln
2.2 mi
274. Turn left at Booth Ln
0.5 mi
275. Turn right at Ruckman Rd
4.0 mi
276. Turn left at Alicel Ln
0.5 mi
277. Turn right at Speckhart Rd
1.0 mi
278. Turn right at Imbler Rd
3.0 mi
279. Turn left at Hull Ln
0.1 mi
280. Turn right at Esther Ave
0.5 mi
281. Turn left at Summerville Rd
3.2 mi
282. Turn right at Courtney Ln
469 ft
283. Turn left at Myers-Burnaugh Rd/Pumpkin Ridge Rd
Continue to follow Pumpkin Ridge Rd

0.5 mi
284. Continue onto Myers Rd
243 ft
285. Continue onto Pumpkin Ridge Rd
0.5 mi
286. Turn left at Myers Rd
3.0 mi
287. Turn right at Summerville Rd
1.3 mi
288. Turn left at OR-204 W/Weston-Elgin Hwy
22.1 mi
289. Slight right at Co 603 Rd/Lincoln Mountain Rd
Continue to follow Co 603 Rd

7.4 mi
290. Continue onto Linton Mountain Rd
4.4 mi
291. Turn left at Walla Walla River Rd
0.3 mi
292. Turn right to stay on Walla Walla River Rd
3.0 mi
293. Continue onto SE 15th Ave
0.3 mi
294. Turn right at S Main St
0.1 mi
295. Continue onto Oregon-Washington Hwy/State Hwy 11
102 ft
296. Turn right at S Main St
1.1 mi
297. Turn left at E Broadway Ave
0.3 mi
298. Turn left at W Broadway Ave
0.2 mi
299. Turn right at Poplar St
0.1 mi
300. Continue onto Co 650 Rd/County Rd/NW Hodgen Rd
Continue to follow County Rd/NW Hodgen Rd

1.2 mi
301. Turn right at Co 517 Rd/County Rd
Continue to follow County Rd

1.8 mi
302. County Rd turns slightly right and becomes Barrett Rd/Edwards Rd/Hodgen Rd
1.0 mi
303. Continue onto Phillips Rd
2.2 mi
304. Turn right at Ringer Rd
0.3 mi
305. Turn left at Umapine Rd/Umapine-Stateline Rd
Continue to follow Umapine Rd

3.0 mi
306. Continue onto Stateline Rd
0.3 mi
307. Slight left at Co 700 Rd/Umapine
Continue to follow Umapine
Entering Washington

1.6 mi
308. Continue onto Co 700 Rd/Umapine-Stateline Rd
0.2 mi
309. Continue onto Stateline Rd
1.3 mi
310. Turn right at Burrows Rd
0.6 mi
311. Turn left at Gardena Rd
2.6 mi
312. Turn right at Jacobs Rd
0.6 mi
313. Turn left at Sand Pit Rd
0.6 mi
314. Turn right at Touchet-Gardena Rd
0.6 mi
315. Turn right at Mc Kay Rd
0.2 mi
316. Turn left at Walnut St
0.3 mi
317. Continue onto Touchet North Rd/Touchet River North Rd
1.1 mi
318. Turn left at Commins Rd
0.6 mi
319. Turn right at Ash Hollow Rd
5.9 mi
320. Slight right at Johnson Rd
0.4 mi
321. Continue onto Dodd Rd
0.8 mi
322. Turn left at Dodd Rd W
5.0 mi
323. Turn right toward E Humorist Rd
3.6 mi
324. Continue straight onto E Humorist Rd
5.9 mi
325. Slight right at US-12 E
2.9 mi
326. Turn left at E a St
4.0 mi
327. Turn left
2.0 mi
328. Turn left toward N Rd 88
2.5 mi
329. Turn right at N Rd 88
0.1 mi
330. Turn left at W Court St
2.1 mi
331. Turn right toward Columbia Point Dr
0.8 mi
332. Turn left toward Columbia Point Dr
56 ft
333. Turn left at Columbia Point Dr
0.6 mi
334. Turn right toward Bradley Blvd
0.2 mi
335. Continue straight onto Bradley Blvd
0.8 mi
336. Turn right at George Washington Way
0.5 mi
337. Turn left at Newton St
384 ft
338. Turn right at Jadwin Ave
2.2 mi
339. Continue straight onto WA-240 W
28.8 mi
340. Continue straight onto WA-24 E
5.4 mi
341. Continue onto WA-243 N
21.0 mi
342. Turn right at Rd 17 SW/Lower Crab Creek Rd SW
0.1 mi
343. Turn left at Main St
0.3 mi
344. Turn left at 1st Ave SW
125 ft
345. Turn left at John Wayne Pioneer Trail
2.7 mi
346. Turn left
459 ft
347. Turn right
0.6 mi
348. Turn right
0.4 mi
349. Slight left
0.3 mi
350. Slight left toward Iron Horse State Park/Iron Horse Trail/John Wayne Pioneer Trail/Old Milwaukee Rd Railroad Grde
1.0 mi
351. Turn right toward Iron Horse State Park/Iron Horse Trail/John Wayne Pioneer Trail/Old Milwaukee Rd Railroad Grde
272 ft
352. Turn left at Iron Horse State Park/Iron Horse Trail/John Wayne Pioneer Trail/Old Milwaukee Rd Railroad Grde
Continue to follow Iron Horse State Park

29.0 mi
353. Turn right at N Alder St
0.2 mi
354. Turn left at E 11th Ave
0.4 mi
355. Turn left at N Walnut St
223 ft
356. Turn right at Iron Horse Trail/John Wayne Pioneer Trail/Old Milwaukee Rd Railroad Grde
Continue to follow Old Milwaukee Rd Railroad Grde

25.4 mi
357. Turn right at 4th St/S Cle Elum Way/Lower Peoh Point Rd
59 ft
358. Turn left at Garfield Pl/Iron Horse State Park/Iron Horse Trail State Park/Old Milwaukee Rd Railroad Grde
Continue to follow Iron Horse State Park

32.4 mi
359. Continue onto John Wayne Pioneer Trail
10.1 mi
360. Turn right toward SE Homestead Valley Rd
1.0 mi
361. Turn left at SE Homestead Valley Rd
1.7 mi
362. Turn left
246 ft
363. Slight left toward John Wayne Pioneer Trail
0.3 mi
364. Continue straight onto John Wayne Pioneer Trail
5.1 mi
365. Continue onto Cedar Falls Rd SE
0.5 mi
366. Slight right toward Snoqualmie Valley Trail
0.3 mi
367. Turn right toward Snoqualmie Valley Trail
115 ft
368. Turn left at Snoqualmie Valley Trail
0.6 mi
369. Turn right at Cedar Falls Rd
4.0 mi
370. Turn right to stay on Cedar Falls Rd
1.3 mi
371. Turn left to stay on Cedar Falls Rd
3.1 mi
372. Continue onto SE 216th Way
1.9 mi
373. Turn left at 276th Ave SE
203 ft
374. Turn right at SE 216th St
3.0 mi
375. Turn right at Maxwell Rd SE
0.3 mi
376. Turn left toward WA-169 N/SE Renton Maple Valley Rd
141 ft
377. Turn right at WA-169 N/SE Renton Maple Valley Rd
Continue to follow WA-169 N

7.9 mi
378. Turn left at 131st Ave SE
52 ft
379. Turn right at Cedar River Trail
1.8 mi
380. Slight left toward S 3rd St
0.2 mi
381. Turn right at S 3rd St
72 ft
382. S 3rd St turns right and becomes Mill Ave S
0.1 mi
383. Turn left at S 2nd St
0.3 mi
384. Slight right to stay on S 2nd St
0.3 mi
385. Turn right at Rainier Ave
3.8 mi
386. Turn right at Seward Park Ave S
0.4 mi
387. Slight left at Wabash Ave S
0.4 mi
388. Slight right at Rainier Ave
4.2 mi
389. Slight left to stay on Rainier Ave
1.1 mi
390. Turn left at S Jackson St
0.7 mi
391. Turn right at 2nd Avenue Extended S
0.2 mi
392. Turn left at Yesler Way
0.2 mi
393. Turn right at Alaskan Way
1.1 mi
394. Turn left
180 ft
395. Take the Victoria B.C. - Seattle ferry to Victoria
Entering Canada (British Columbia)

82.0 mi
396. Take the Victoria, BC - Bellingham, WA ferry to Bellingham
Entering United States (Washington)

57.6 mi
397. Take the Bellingham - Ketchikan ferry to Ketchikan
Entering Alaska

662 mi
398. Take the Juneau - Ketchikan ferry to Juneau
282 mi
399. Continue straight
325 ft
400. Turn right toward Glacier Hwy
213 ft
401. Turn right at Glacier Hwy
3.9 mi
402. Slight right to stay on Glacier Hwy
472 ft
403. Continue onto AK-7/Egan Dr 8.0 mi
404. Turn left at Highland Dr 335 ft
405. Turn right at Glacier Ave 0.4 mi
406. Turn left at W 9th St 348 ft

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