Silly Illness

Silly Illness

By Roger Green

Angry arsonist
Awesome allergist
Berry business
Busy buttress
Butted birdnest
Blurred buttress
Bilked bitterness
Careful callousness
Clunky crap-ass
Curried cutlass
Curdled Christmas
Crinkled carapace
Dainty dipshit
Dour dankness
Drunken dalliance
Elkhorn entrance
Eerie effluence
Ferried faintness
Fancy footrest
Gluten gut-mess
Glinted lint-face
Groped governess
Gummed gasmask
Hairy headdress
Happy happenstance
Hilted hindrance
Hindered headrest
Hiphop horniness
Irate arabesque
Itty utterance
Jewish Jewess
Jaunty jaundice
Kited Clearance
Kikey cocknest
Leveled Leanness
Limpid loveless
Lifelike license
Lobed obsolescence
Lovely languorous
Minted mistress
Moneyed monist
Neutral nihilist
Naughty necklace
Open opulence
Papal paleface
Penile princess
Poopy populist
Purple pestilence
Pappy’s plumpness
Quilted Kumquats
Quirky Quietist
Randy Ransacks
Ready rapist
Reedy roughness
Rheumy royalist
Seeping sweatpants
Sappy socialist
Sultry sundress
Stupid Sundance
Student slop-hands
Sudden solstice
Slinky slow-dance
Traded Trappist
Tranny Transients
Tinted temptress
Tainted chain-dress
Ticklish tigress
Tawdry trackmarks
Ugly Unguents
Unctuous euphemist
Vapid violist
Vaggy vocalist
Veggie vigilance
Violent Variance
Wheezing Wiseass
Whittled witness
Ex excrescence
Ex-girlfriend excrement
XXX existence
Yearning whole-yeast
Yodeling yell-fest
Zany xylophonist