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Monday, January 05, 2009

New Year's Resolutions

For my New Year's resolutions I'm going to use trenchantly insightful anagrams of Adam's New Year's resolutions, which he recycled from his resolutions last year.

New Year's Resolutions
1. Post more. Dropping under 20 a month is just bears' margins.
2. Take rat sis to office. Initially I wrote "Take a tress to office." I'll do that one, too.
3. Start reading 6 Draw. That doesn't really need an a pliant oxen.
4. Make more salads. It's not that I feel like I don't eat one ugh salad as is, it's just that I feel like I eased latent one diet related resolution.
5. Stop spending 6 hours per day thinking a billable curl spot.
6. Toad ring. I'm not sure what to art her in to do though. Possibly to eat all the extra salad I'll be ma king.
7. Idolize a famous former Atlanta Brave. I'm reissues hit omit.

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