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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Why I Am White




A poem I wrote called Why I Am White is now available from Kitchen Press.

Thanks to Efrem Oshinsky who did the art that's on the cover.

9 Comments:

At 6:20 PM, Blogger Sampson said...

F$#%!* yeah!

i'm trembling, bridgeishly.

will you come to my house and read this to me in the woods, and i'll record it and play it back on a continuous loop to scare away the crows, or perhaps, bring them closer? These giant white crows cawing their heads off over a lack of eyes or seeds to eat.

 
At 8:04 PM, Blogger Ana Bozicevic-Bowling said...

Mathias! This makes me terribly happy! And tremblingly, too! Yay!

 
At 5:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations.
Mark Horosky

 
At 8:55 AM, Blogger Patty said...

Yea! Me Matty chap is on the way!

 
At 9:58 AM, Anonymous amy said...

I would like a sample poem please. Or where have any of the poems within appeared ... none on the KP site, none that I can see. I need coffee though ...

Congratulations too! I'll hit Justin up for one in exchange for cash, of course.

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger Julia Cohen said...

In this grandslam debut chapbook Professor Svalina asks probing questions such as "White people are annoying-- but why?" (p6) and "I like white walls, don't you?" (p8). You will read the chapbook and uncontrollably want to kiss your subway neighbor's cheek, no matter what color, and exclaim, "What can I say! I like white women!" (p8).
--Poets & Writers

 
At 4:30 PM, Blogger Mathias Svalina said...

Amy,

None of it has appeared in journals. The chapbook is one poem, meant to be read breathlessly through the night, like a Harry Potter novel.

Thanks for the nice words, y'all.

 
At 12:23 PM, Anonymous Heather said...

I'm looking for one Jeff Bridges, and four Jeff Goldblums. (And, yes, they're easy to find.)

Yes!!!!

 
At 11:20 PM, Blogger Dusty said...

Some of it once appeared in a pamphlet, which is a kind of journal, but who wrote it will of course have to remain anonymous.

 

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