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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Some Ideas I Have for Restaurants

1. Shrimp in a Bag. You walk in & are immediately mauled by people with ice-scoops filled with fried shrimp, which they shove into ever bag & pocket you have. Then you eat the shrimp.

2. Ham in Your Mouth. Very similiar to Shrimp in a Bag.

3. Awful Waffles. It's a waffle place. But the waffles don't taste very good.

4. Nervous Burgers. A burger joint staffed by anxious people.

2 Comments:

At 2:33 PM, Blogger ll cool j recognizes the irony of the situations said...

I love all of those ideas, less so with nervous burgers, but ham in your mouth? BRILLIANT!

 
At 10:48 PM, Anonymous Whit said...

Can I get an application for Nervous Burgers? I think I'd make a stellar employee. Could you also tell me more about my future uniform? Thanks!

 

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