Q & A with David Shapiro’s New & Selected Poems (1965-2006)

This is a new game called “Ask David Shapiro’s New & Selected Poems (1965-2006) Questions About It’s Morning.” The way you play it is you get yourself a copy of David Shapiro’s New & Selected Poems (1965-2006), you ask it questions about things it did this morning & then you open it at random & have it give you responses. It’s like divining the future with the Aeneid, but this bibiomancy allows you to understand more about David Shapiro’s New & Selected Poems (1965-2006)’s morning. Witness:



Q: How was your breakfast, David Shapiro’s New & Selected Poems (1965-2006)?

A: When they took Albert Einstein home
He put on some casual clothes and took a walk
They gave him the ice-cream special
called “The Balt”



Q: Hey David Shapiro’s New & Selected Poems (1965-2006), what did you think of the waitress at the diner?

A: Part of the universe is missing.




Q: Did you have a good time at The Sheldon this morning, David Shapiro’s New & Selected Poems (1965-2006)?

A: A black ear crawls on the window. It is
my own, my very own remarkable ear.
I hear little of the original spirit.