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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

I Got Tagged

Let it be known that I do not back down from a tagging.

1. A book that changed my life?

A book that changed your life for the worse?
A book that made you think of humans as a sea of blood?
A book that gave you the structure of your thinking?
A book that allowed you to look at another human’s face without seeing your own face?

2. A book I've read more than once?

A book you always want to be reading?
A book that you keep in your bag until the binding breaks?
A book that you found in an alley & mailed to your friend in Pittsburgh?
A book you need to reread in order to understand what you are?

3. What is a book I'd want with me on a desert island?

What is a book that you’d like to eat?
What is a book that you’d like to die with?
What is a book that will tell you that everything will be all right?
What is a book that makes love to you while you read it?

4. What is a book that made me giddy?

What is a book that makes you cry?
What is a book that holds your hair back while you vomit out the poisons?
What is a book that buys you groceries when you are not able to buy groceries?

5. What is a book that has made me sad?

What is a book that is your sister?
What is a book that is a beaker of mercury?
What is a book that you could live inside (not the world of the book, but the physical book)?
What is a book that could work as a human heart?
What is a book?
What is a product that we purchase for the intention of sadness?

6. What is a book I wish had been written?

What is a book by someone else that you did write?
What is the book that is the world in which you live?

7. A book I wish had never been written?

A book that no one should have read?
A book that needs to get its ass kicked?
A book that tells you who you are & then you realize that you are not a book?

8. What is a book I'm currently reading?

What book would you not want to be reading?
What book would you use as a pillow?
What book would you want the president to read?
What book should be chained to each human as they exit the womb?
What book is left?

9. One book I've been meaning to read?

Yours. Send me a copy. I'll sleep with it under my pillow.

10. Tag bloggers:
Zach, Matt, Chris, Kerri, Ana

1 Comments:

At 10:56 AM, Blogger Jake Adam York said...

You were tagged twice. I like your responses much better than my own.

 

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