Fourth of July: playing in the pool with my neices, reading some Octopus mannies, eating veggie dogs, watching neighbors light off some pretty cool illegal fireworks while we lit our not-quite-so-cool legal fireworks with names like "Mother Nature" and "Winter Storm."
One of my neices made a litle pie today with her mom & later when my mother was telling someone about it she described the pie as "the first pie she has ever made in her life." While the concision lover in me might question the need for the last prepositional phrase, it creates a kind of ominous tone. As if she has a life of pie making to burden her forever forward.
Some names for fireworks I thought up that I don't have the wherewithal to put into use so if you are a fireworks manufacturer feel free to use them for no fee:
The Salt Flats
The Tweakers Upstairs
A Bunch of Crappy Sparks & One Whistle
Second Degree Burns
I think superman had it right. To hide your identity you don't wear a mask.