Yes, Starlings! Yes!

A compendium of the best & most starling-based & starling-related observational humor.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Personalty Agent


In Between.

In between a place and candy is a narrow foot-path that shows more mounting than anything, so much really that a calling meaning a bolster measured a whole thing with that. A virgin a whole virgin is judged made and so between curves and outlines and real seasons and more out glasses and a perfectly unprecedented arrangement between old ladies and mild colds there is no satin wood shining.

--Stein

Back in 'Braska. To anyone whom I offended by way of not contacting you, I apologize. To anyone who I offended by way of contacting you, I apologize. To anyone not reading this, I will write an apologue for you starring a primed rabbit.

This is the first two sentences of my latest creation myth:

Human life begins at the moment of contraception. Prior to that there is the frog life stage, the fern stage & the stage of melee.

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