File Under: Life in Lincoln, Nebraska
Actual Conversation I Had at Russ'
Cast: Checkout Girl--Maybe 16, lots of blue eyeliner, eyebrow pierced
Me--I'm not going to describe myself, but I was buying bread, romaine & raddichio lettuce, cheddar cheese, yogurt and a bottle of San Pelligrino.
(Checkout Girl picks up bottle of pelligrino & looks at it)
Checkout Girl: Someone said I should drink this.
Me: Oh yeah?