File Under: Life in Lincoln, Nebraska
Actual Conversation I Had at Russ'
Cast: Checkout Girl--Maybe 16, lots of blue eyeliner, eyebrow pierced
Me--I'm not going to describe myself, but I was buying bread, romaine & raddichio lettuce, cheddar cheese, yogurt and a bottle of San Pelligrino.
(Checkout Girl picks up bottle of pelligrino & looks at it)
Checkout Girl: Someone said I should drink this.
Me: Oh yeah?
posted by Mathias Svalina @ 9:32 AM
1 Comments:
It was me. I was in front of you in line and I told her to drink your San Pelligrino. I also told her to bury her head in her shirt and balance your raddichio head on her collar and pretend to be raddichio lettuce head checkout girl. Oh Yeah.
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